personality

What Kind of NPC Are You?

Ever wonder what sort of oddball you'd be if you wandered into your own D&D campaign? Take this quiz to find out whether you're the cryptic quest-giver, the tavern drunk, or that one NPC everyone accidentally kills.

7 questions

May cause existential revelations

How it works

Every question has been divined through the combined efforts of goblin sages and too much caffeine. No wrong paths—only stories yet untold.

Tips

• Trust your gut reaction
• Lean into the answers that make you grin (or wince)
• You can retake and compare outcomes anytime